Understanding The “COVID-Catious” Girlfriend Experience.
“COVID-Cautious Girlfriend Experience” is a traditional “Girlfriend Experience” with add-ons. I meet you with My respirator (“covid-mask”) on. The first 15 or 30 minutes is spent chatting and catching up with each other. During this time, I run an “at home PCR” test (PlusLife nucleic test). I remove My respirator after testing is over and negative. Unless we have already started playing, testing time is complimentary.
I believe in science and love people who already have long-COVID. I take herbal remedies from My own small garden and practice strict masking and testing protocols. I do not want to bring home cold, flu, COVID, viral illness, or anything else. In return, you’ll not catch it from Me either. Much like condoms and STI testing, please consider COVID mitigations as both safety and discretion protocols. For more details, see My FAQ.
Legal disclaimer: I am only being paid for my time. Any activity that happens in that time is between two consenting adults.
If you have questions about specific activities, please book a short virtual session over text, video, or phone call.
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Please budget an additional 30 minutes for nucleic testing to the appointment of your choice.
What do we do in those 30 minutes?
Free social time to get to know each other
Upgrade to an oil massage or playtime for just $100 (most popular)
Upgrade to an authentic Nuru massage for just $200
Upgrade to 15 testing for just $200
Rates:
30 min - 300 USD
1 hr - 500 USD
90 min - 600 USD
2 hrs - 800 USD
3 hr - 1000 USD*
4hrs - 1,200 USD*
Couple - + 50%*Sessions 3 hrs and up can be exclusively play, but a takeout meal is expected.
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I love a long date! They can be fully indoors or a mixture of outside/inside.
I also lead a strictly COVID-cautious life. This means I do not go anywhere that requires my mask to come down. This includes crowded outdoor locations. Yes, I am strict about this.
This doesn’t mean we can’t have fun! I love dates to intimate shows, museums, arboretums, art galleries, orchestras, and so much more.
To keep our itinerary smooth, a 30 minute virtual hang is required before booking a longer session.
4hrs - 1,200 USD*
6 hours - $1400
8 hours - $1600
8 -12 hrs off the clock - $2000
Couples: +50%
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In addition to (or exclusive of) the traditional Girlfriend Experience, following are some fetishes I offer:
Costume Requests(+100): Want me to meet you in a saree? I am happy to dress up for you! Specific lingerie and/or shoe requests may require additional purchasing fees.
Roleplay: Are you a student to a sexy professor? Boss to a mischievous secretary? Let's play out the sexy script your mind has been brewing. I'll provide the edits.
Foot/Body Worship: From sexy heels to all the aromas and tastes a body can offer, you want it all.
Sensual BDSM: You want to feel adored, but you want to let go of control. Consists of any variation of: tickle torture, sensory deprivation (blindfolds, earplugs etc) and temperature play. Temperature play includes hot wax play and ice play.
Pegging/Strap-on play and Prostate Massage: Let's find your G-spot. Easier than looking for Waldo, trust me.
Impact Play - BDSM "as seen on TV". Includes any variation of caning, whipping, and over the knee spanking.
Pain play - Pain releases endorphin which is a chemical in our body that acts pretty much like morphine. Who wouldn't want to get high off of it? Usually consists of any combination of impact play, nipple torture, pinching, biting, and tickle play.
Cock and Ball-busting - Pain play, but take it up several notches!
Edging, orgasm control, ruined orgasms, & chastity: Abstinence, but sexy. Let's put on a timer and see how long you can hold it off. I never play fair. Extended chastity is available after we've met at least twice or have extended virtual sessions.
Golden Shower* (+$100): Sweet nectar. Scent marking. Need I say more?
Toilet Training* (+$500): Some acts are so private encroaching them holds a taboo thrill.Let's take you on a ride! Provider will remain masked for the entirety of the session.
Couples*: You want to incorporate BDSM into your life but you don't know how. Maybe you have both discovered that you have submissive tendencies and want to surrender together. Or perhaps all you're looking for is a spicy threesome. With me, it will always be fun and games.
My Hard Limits: No needle play. No underage roleplay. No degrading racist fetishes.
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Looking for something not listed here? Send me a quick email on jasmine.hairymuse@protonmail.com and just ask about a fetish you have in mind.
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Drive Me To You:
I'm based out of Philadelphia and am happy to drive out for up to 2 hrs (approxmiately 100 miles).
Please add $50 for every 25 miles as consideration for my driving time + travel expenses.
A 2 hr minimum is required.You’re expected to provide an outcall location or cover expenses for a location as needed.
Train Me To You:
I’m based out of Philadelphia and love riding the Amtrak. I am happy to take a train journey for up to 2 hours to meet you!
In addition to my round trip Amtrak ticket, please add $50 for every 1 hr of travel as consideration for my travel time + miscellaneous expenses.A 3 hr minimum is required.
You’re expected to provide an outcall location or cover expenses for a location as needed.
Sponsor a tour!
Want me to visit your city? You can sponsor a tour! Book a 4 hour minimum date and cover my travel costs. I’ll take care of lodging. Ideal for clients looking to book four weeks or longer in advance!ription
Fly Me To You
Want an exclusive experience? I am based in Philadelphia and am happy to fly domestically anywhere in the United States for an exclusive rendezvous!
A 6hr minimum date + travel and lodging expenses are required!